If Romney Were President...

...we'd be at war with North Korea tomorrow. (Boston Globe)

P.S. the label has nothing to do with this post, but Rush Limbaugh is a BFEI.

Rush Limbaugh, Brilliant Political Analyst

"Rush Limbaugh is a brilliant political analyst. I say this after years of study and listening to him."

This hilarious quote can be attributed without fear of denial to a person with a much higher opinion of his cleverness than his sane readers will ever grant him. I wonder if he still stands by his assessment of the brilliant political analyst whose work he studied and listened to after said analyst said this:

"[Obama] hates this country."

[Insane] opinion stated as fact: just what you would expect from a big fat lying idiot and the Christian philosophers who follow him ardently.

No Surprise, Continued

Isn'it perfectly fitting that the day after Doug Groothuis endorses Rush Limbaugh's radio show on one of his many blogs, Rush Limbaugh makes this unsurprising statement: "When women got the right to vote is when it all went down hill".

Really, Rush Limbaugh and Dougie Groothuis are a match made in heaven: one gives human beings a bad name, the other one does the same for Christianity and philosophy.

Worst Persons In The World

Keith Olbermann said last night that he is, once again reconsidering the format and name of his "Worst Persons in the World" segment. Here's my suggestion: Call it "Piece of Shit du-jour" and make Rush Limbaugh (henceforth "Limpballs") its sole feature. The man is a sewer-mouthed piece of shit anyway, so chances the segment will upset anyone with a brain more developed than a fly's are next to none.

This is what the piece of shit du-jour said today, talking about the perpetrator of Tucson's slaughter of the innocents:

"Mr. Loughner... has the full support of a major political party in this country... the Democrat party is attempting to find anybody but him to blame." On behalf anyone who is not a rabid consumer of the shit peddled daily by the likes of Limpballs, Hannity, Sarah Beyond the Palin, and other esteemed Fox News contributors, I say to Rush Limpballs: Fuck you, you piece of shit du-jour.

I already expressed this thought on this blog, in this post, and I will unashamedly do it again here: "My wife tells me that it is not good to wish for people to die, but I will take Rush Limbaugh as my mulligan. Let's be unequivocally clear: I am not advocating for anyone to kill him, but an oxycontin overdose?" Never underestimate the evil power of an evil individual on the psyche of the feeble-minded. This country, this planet, will be better off the day Rush Limbaugh croaks.

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P.S. I understand that calling Rush Limpballs "a sewer-mouthed piece of shit" makes me sound sewer-mouthed myself (and in some people's eyes, no doubt, also a piece of shit.) If that's the case, stop reading here, because it's gonna get worse.

There is a difference between calling a spade a spade, as I did in calling Rush Limpballs a piece of shit, and using one's mouth, as Limpballs does day after day after day, to regurgitate evil and--most importantly--patently false shit, about your political opponents. Limpballs will twist facts until they are unrecognizable, indistinguishable from the smoking lump of human excrement that Limpballs himself is.

They Won't Be Happy Until They Have Completely Destroyed The Middle-Class

When Al Franken wrote "Rush Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Idiot", still recommended after all these years, he left one adjective out: evil.

How else would you explain this?



You heard right: On Rush's daily ode to Mammon, pre-existing conditions are welfare.

My wife tells me that it is not good to wish for people to die, but I will take Rush Limbaugh as my mulligan.

Let's be unequivocally clear: I am not advocating for anyone to kill him, but an oxycontin overdose? All I am saying that if karma did its job, sooner rather than later, it would be better for Americans, particularly those with a pre-existing condition known as life.

And let's be clear about something else: Rush Limbaugh is not Hitler, nor Stalin, nor Pol Pot. But the ideas and policies he pushes and advocates for, such as the idea that pre-existing conditions are welfare (an idea that taps an unprecedented level of idiocy and evil even for Rush Limbaugh) are truly evil. And by the time he is done spewing evil on the airwaves he and many of the Republican shills in Congress will have a great number of dead Americans on their conscience. If they had one.