A while ago, in my infinite wisdom and farsightedness, I penned a post called Let Them Idiots Secede. It became relevant lately when Professor David Michael Green wrote a post to the same effect.
Now I came across a post by Kos at the Daily Kos which contains the following sentence, which I immediately declare a classic and which contains the ultimate suggestion for the name of secession nation: "Whenever Dumbfuckistan is finally founded (I still say in the Texas panhandle/western Oklahoma), the Politico needs to become its paper of record. Benen has more."
Dumbfuckistan it is!