Wednesday, November 11, 2009

The Most Evil Man in the Senate?

Right now, you would think the most evil man in the Senate would be Connecticut grandstander Douche Lieberman. Maybe he is, but he has serious competition from Tom Coburn, the Republican senator and obstetrician from Oklahoma.

Let's pretend this is the $100,000 Pyramid and play:

The public option.
S-CHIP (Children's Health Insurance Program).
The Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act
Increasing the Federal Minimum Wage
Federal funding for embryonic stem cell research.
Banning cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment of detainees.
Not using bribes to keep mistresses quiet.
Gay and lesbian teachers.
Suing companies whose employes have raped you.
Global warming.
and
Paying for veteran's health care (on Veterans' Day, too).

THINGS TOM COBURN REJECTS!!!

He is a dick, and an unctuous, sanctimonious one at that. He is up for re-election in 2010. You know what to do.

Oh, and by the way: Rachel Maddow tears Coburn a new one in the segment below, starting at about 2:53 into the segment.

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