A condensed analysis of last night't State of the Union address (based on what I read about it since I refused to watch it).
Obama: "The future is ours to win."
Translation: Hope! [Again? Who does he think we are? Bush voters?]
Republican response by Paul Ryan: "[insert lies here] yadda yadda yadda... Our day of reckoning is around the corner."
Translation: Fear for your lives and the lives of your children, and your soon to be communist grandchildren.
[And yet, the incomparably douchy Frank Luntz managed to call Paul Ryan the star of the night and his speech positive.]
Tea Party response by Michele Bachmann: Seriously, who gives a fuck what Bachmann has to say?
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