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Friday, August 21, 2009
Congressman Frank Issues Apology to Dining Room Tables
Today, Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA), has issued an apology to dining room tables, admitting that he had been insensitive in comparing them to the woman at his rally who accused him, a Jew, gay man, of supporting Obama's Nazi health care reform plan. In retrospect, Frank said he should not have compared a well-crafted and useful inanimate object to the mass of putrid excrement from another planet that had deceptively taken on the semblance of a young woman. Congressman Frank promised to be more sensitive to inanimate objects in the future, and to avoid all comparisons with Astroturf Republican idiots.